Turn Ninety-Niner Help into 15 Million Votes this November

July 23, 2010 - PRLog -- Leading Republican strategist are working behind the scenes to brew up one of the most brilliant strategies ever devised to pull the rug out from under the Democratic party at the polls this November.  

Monday, July 26, 2010 will be 99 days until the November election. New thinking suggests that select Republican members of the Senate will consider writing temporary legislation to help the group known as the 99ers. These are the lazy Americans who have wasted 99 weeks of government funded unemployment benefits and are seeking more free money from Uncle Sam. The fiscally responsible GOP has dismissed this notion as too costly and too heavy of a burden to place upon the deficit.

The New Theory: Throw them a bone and win their VOTES:

Certain cutting-edge strategist within our party are advising that this could be the most brilliant mechanism for sweeping the polls this November and taking back the House from the Democrats. The theory being applied is that by extending unemployment benefits to these 4 million additional people until the November elections (about 16 weeks), that we will not only win over these 4 million outcasts, but can gain traction with the more than 15 million unemployed American voters come this November. Sixteen weeks of unemployment benefits wins voter loyalty within the 99er community, along with their family members and friends.

The Tea Party population is scarcely 2 million, if that and look what we have helped them accomplish thus far. An opportunity to utilize the resources within a community of over 4 million vocal Americans is simply too good to miss.

Democrats rant that we are the party of “NO” and dismiss us as heartless. That just isn’t true. This plan will demonstrate the Republicans know how to get the job done. We can deliver where the Democrats cannot. Sixteen weeks of benefits for these Americans can hand us the House in November.

The short-term cost is debatable. The long term savings we could create by repealing the health care bill once we regain the House will pay for this maneuver 100 times over! This will also handicap and brand the Democrats as the party of “no can do”.

This could likely be our next best course of action to take back the country from these out of control liberals. 15 million hopelessly undecided voters sit stranded in the sidelines by the liberals in the majority. This sounds like the most dynamic and cost effective plan for winning over 15 million voters in one swoop. The Democratic leadership has proved to be anything but competent and the American people have grown increasingly tired of their ineffectiveness.

It’s time to close the gap and bring these voters over to our side. So my friends, that is how you turn the number 99 into 15 million overnight. Do this and we are sure to take back Washington this November!

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Underground Republican Strategist
for GOP Americans sick of liberals and dedicated to winning back Washington