Enlightenment of humanity now officially underway?

NEW YORK - Dec. 16, 2014 - PRLog -- Motivated by recent polling and popular request, the long-awaited return of the Great Leader, Chairman Meow, has commenced. Frustrated by the failures they saw all around them, yet also optimistic of the potential of human progress, many Purristanis (known colloquially as "domestic cats") believe their human servants could achieve enlightenment if given the right tools and inspiration from His Eminence, Chairman Meow. These citizens chose to appeal to their benevolent Guiding Light – He who led their republic toward utopia and proven Philosopher King – to return to the temporal world and set about trying to bring enlightenment to the humans. To achieve this mighty and magnanimous goal, the Über-Cat decreed the formation of a temporal Ministry of Foreign Affairs, reformed the Felis-Catus Union Party, and appointed Ministry staff to assist in all facets of this endeavor, beginning with a web presence & formal introduction.

This press release serves as introduction, and the web address is WWW.PURRISTAN.COM.

Foreign Minister Mistofolees was quoted as saying "today is a glorious and historic day in human development - we have introduced the greatest and wisest of all to humanity. Through this Ministry we will promote His vision and achieve the most implausible of feats - utopia... for humans." The Minister also expressed the Chairman's desire of the Ministry to establish as physical embassy, "at some point, likely within the United States". He also noted his expectation that the United Nations will soon grant Observer Status to this representative temporal government, and recognize it as a sovereign subject of international human law.

Now that a web presence and the introduction of Purristan is complete, the Ministry will set about establishing formal diplomatic relations with human nations, provide citizen services to expatriates living in the this world, and begin modifying for a human audience applicable feline political theory. In addition, the Propaganda Office and the Technology Office of the Bureau of Human Relations will work, in tandem with select humans, to develop the tools and programs needed to nudge humanity toward utopia. Codenamed Project X, it is currently in the planning stage of development. For more information about Purristan, please inquire or review the website. More updates to follow.