The funny stories about golf

Sept. 20, 2010 - PRLog -- Small World
Alex and Jim are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go. (Left Handed TaylorMade)
Alex comments to Jim, 'Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?'
Jim gets about halfway there, turns and comes back so Alex asks, 'What's wrong?'
Jim replies, 'One of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress.'
Alex responds, 'That could be a problem. I'll go over and have a word.'
He gets about halfway there and he turns and comes back, too.
So Jim says ,'What's wrong?'
Alex murmurs, 'Small world.'


Why Does a Golfer Need Two Pairs of Trousers?  
In Case He Has a Hole in One!

It's the most glorious happening in the game of golf. It's what every golfer dreams about. A hole-in-one. Will and Guy have learned of a man who has recorded five holes-in-one in a week. Yes, indeed, FIVE. Central Illinois amateur golfer Curt Hocker, who plays at the El Paso Golf Club, is that man.
The 22-year-old has recorded five holes-in-one in the last week, including two on Saturday. Mr Hocker has seven aces: five on par-4s, and two other double eagles.(Left Handed TaylorMade )
We are pleased to be able to tell our readers that Curt Hocker is very glad that his club membership comes with 'hole-in-one insurance.'  That 'insurance' means the club, and not Hocker, has to honour the golf tradition of buying everyone in the clubhouse a drink after an ace is made.  
'I think the golf course is getting mad at me for all the drinks,' Hocker said. 'It's hard to talk about, but it's awesome to have it happen.'


Golf and the Barn Door
A lovely afternoon finds Rod and his wife, Phoebe are playing a round of golf. They have had a wonderful time and Rod has had a near perfect game.  The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn.
With a terrible slice Rod puts the barn between his ball and the green. Knowing that the strokes that it will take to get around the barn will destroy his score, he begins to rant and rave. (Left Handed TaylorMade)


Phoebe, hating to see him ruin such a great afternoon makes a suggestion. 'What if I were to hold open the barn doors? That way you could send it right through the barn onto the green.'
Rod thinks this over and decides that it will work. With Phoebe holding open the barn door he lines up with the hole and gives the ball a terrific "whack".  The ball shoots through the air and right into the head of his wife, killing her instantly. (golf clubs)
Months go by, the man mourning all the while.  His friends, hating to see him in such a state, convince him to go golfing with them. They end up at the same course and on the final hole, oddly enough; another terrible slice puts the old barn between his ball and the green. Again he begins to rant and rave at what this dilemma will do to his score.

His friend, wanting to please him, makes a suggestion. 'What if I were to hold open the barn doors?  That way you could send it right through the barn onto the green.'  (wholesale discount clubs)
'No, don't do that,' says Rod, 'last time I did that I got two over par.'

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