Evergreen Farm Introduces Trump Dump And Clinton Crap Aged Horse Manure

CINCINNATI - March 31, 2016 - PRLog -- Evergreen Farm today announced introduction their new subsidiary, WeGotPoo to premier it's new line of aged horse manure known as "Trump Dump" and "Clinton Crap".

"Our horses produce so much good manure and we began aging it over the past year.  This political season makes for a great time to introduce some crap that you can actually use," said Shawn Haas, entrepooneur, Evergreen Farm owner and theme park consultant.

Choose Repooplican or Democrap!

Trump Dump and Clinton Crap are an American (horse) made products.  Our horses feed on the best grain and hay to produce a high quality product that will help your garden grow.  Our horses are bed on sawdust and with the manure, it is mixed together, rotated, and aged to a dark soil like consistency.

Miss Ella, an active Democrap, approves completely and stated, "I can't promise to grow the economy, but this sh*t grows great plants!"

Repooplican Samson countered that, "We need to plant the seeds of change and produce high quality, American made Sh*t!"

Everyone is a winner with Trump Dump and Clinton Crap Aged Horse Manures.  Show your support and "make plants grow again!"  Our aged manure has been used by local community gardens in Cincinnati for many years with great results.  Mixed with your soil, it is a great additive to grow your plants.

Pricing and Availability

Trump Dump and Clinton Crap are now available at http://www.wegotpoo.com  A 1 pound bag retails for $8.95 and can be shipped worldwide.  Local pickup is available and orders can be taken for larger quantities.  A new line of manure tea bags, Sh*Tea Bags will be available in the upcoming weeks.  Details to be announced soon.

About WeGotPoo

WeGotPoo is a subsidiary of Evergreen Farm and was created to provide an outlet to produce some quality sh*t!  It takes our 13 horses only a short time to meet their production quotas.

About Evergreen Farm

Evergreen Farm is the home of Happy Trails Stables, a quality, relaxed, no drama boarding facility.  We take care of the worries of care and provide your hose with the best possible care. Horses are all treated like royalty and quite spoiled!  Locally owned and operated by Shawn and Kim Haas.  Shawn is a theme park consultant in Eden Park and Kim is a program manager at the University of Cincinnati Neurology Department