Philosopher Sells Meaning of Life for Ξ3,14 Million

SANTA CLARA, Calif. - March 16, 2022 - PRLog -- Marcel Andi, a professional pneumatic thinker in the field of parallel post-structuralism, has recently listed the meaning of life as an NFT on one of the biggest digital marketplaces for crypto collectibles on Earth.

"There's been these things lately... and they got me triggered to release the formulas before my thesis so... to hopefully put some... 'wheels in motion?'"

The equation is the solution to the infamous "hard" problem of consciousness and goes for the price of ΞπM.

Portions of the profits will be donated to various anti-war-pro-free-love charities, organizations, and individual agents.

"I wouldn't stuff myself into any one particular... 'altruist' box, but sometimes... you know... 'nonattardasse oblige.'"

The prolific regurgitator is currently abstaining from providing any clarifications as to what the formula means, how it works or "will it even work?"

"For those who GET IT -  it will."

The "hard" problem of consciousness has been one of the holy grails in Science and Philosophy for thousands of years.

According to Wikipedia - an online deluge of enlightenment - "This is in contrast to the 'easy' problems."

"But why now?"

Luckily, there have been a number of recent developments in the fields of AI, Multi-Layer Perceptrons, and Non-Mustard-Cutting Political Figures that push the can of worms back to the front.

According to the underachieving philosopher "if there's a time that this... this "uber" ape-kind could use some consciousness - it's... Yeah."

You can now buy the meaning of life here.