Unicorn At Blue Mountain Park Coquitlam

COQUITLAM, British Columbia - Aug. 7, 2023 - PRLog -- Have you seen the Unicorn that hangs around Blue Mountain Park in Coquitlam. This unicorn has been spotted by many people that live in the neighborhoods. I waited 2 weeks for my sighting of the unicorn last night. 2 weeks I spent drinking beers in the park and watching planes fly above.

By Unicorn we mean this beautiful blonde lady, who is often dressed in her neon spandex, doing stretches before her jogs. She has been seen trying to get the attention of the Coquitlam Fire department, by doing lunges in front of the fire truck. Rumor has it she entered a broke down bus and tried to flirt with the mechanic, that was doing repairs. Often accompanied by her daughter. She has everyone talking about her that lives around Blue Mountain park. Rumor has it she is a Ukrainian evacuees. Looking for a man. So here I come.

I approached the unicorn last night to try to introduce myself while she was running laps at the track. I told her that she's famous and that all the people in the area talking about her, and how beautiful she is. She's out of this world pretty and had a great accent. Blonde and skinny.

After many discussions with people in the park the story's came out that this beautiful European lady has had encounters with people I knew. All of them telling great stories about her.

Have you seen this unicorn?