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Follow on Google News | Vampire Food Shortage May Point to End Times"Life is in the blood and currently the living want to keep theirs!" - a vampire
"The blood shortage among our immortal brethren poses a grave threat to our existence." The conference, an annual event dedicated to life-and-death concerns, chose the mountain-top castle in Transylvania, Romania, to discuss the pressing issue. "Life is in the blood and currently the living want to keep theirs," said one member. "But you just wait. Once they're in the grave they'll have a different take on life and death and what's important and is not." Those in attendance were quick to comment on the crisis.
Nipper attributed the decline in the quality of human blood to contemporary dietary habits, particularly the prevalence of fast food. "There is no nutritional value in it, which means their blood is no longer safe for consumption. Today's not-so-happy meal tastes like plastic. No wonder so many of the living are depressed; they've lost their zest for life and adventure and fresh fish and vegetables. Vampires used to be immune from illness. Now, we have diseases like anemia." A three-hundred- Cool Ghoul Gazette — Where Facts, Farce and Fiction Collide! https://coolghoulgazette.com/ End
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