Santa Discovered Using Self Storage Facilities to Store Christmas Gifts

Security video footage and exclusive interviews reveal that Mr. Claus has been using self storage units for decades to complete his Christmas Eve deliveries.
By: Storage.com
 
OMAHA, Neb. - Dec. 16, 2014 - PRLog -- OMAHA, NEB., Dec. 15, 2014—With Christmas Eve just a week away, Storage.com has uncovered a stunning holiday story that redefines the legend of Santa as it is widely accepted today. Eyewitness reports combined with confessions of those close to the source reveal that Santa Claus does not carry all of his gifts in one night-long flight of gift giving, but operates a highly sophisticated distribution system through a network of nationwide self storage facilities.

The story broke Tuesday, Dec. 9, with leaked security footage featuring the bearded North Pole scion spotted at two different self storage facilities. Further research by Storage.com found that Mr. Claus has brokered with storage operators for decades to use their facilities as pick-up points for sleigh loads of gifts during his Christmas Eve journey.

Storage.com reported on Santa’s arrangements with storage facilities on Wednesday, Dec. 10, after several storage operators came forward to reveal that they had been approached by Santa’s elves for gift storage services.

The story has developed to include Storage.com’s exclusive interviewwith one of Santa’s long-term employees who exposed more details about the operation under the condition of anonymity. The whistle-blower, known as “Pickle” the elf, confirmed an extensive network of storage facilities that are used to store gifts, as well as shocking details about Santa’s demands on storage operators as part of the Christmas Eve scheme.

“These days we have a huge network of storage facilities, the Ten Lords of Leaping, as we call it,” Pickle explained in her interview with Storage.com.

“The big man has always wanted to keep it hush hush,” she went on to say. “You know, he says the kids have lost a bit of the whimsy of Christmas, that it takes some of the magic out of it. I’ve always said, ‘What’s the big deal?’ You know, we still have flying reindeer. How much more magical can it get?”

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