How to Come Home With A Smile On Your Face

FREELAND, Wash. - Feb. 23, 2019 - PRLog -- The Pacific Northwest has been hiding a secret for 15 years. It is shared by professional landscapers, agriculture workers, auto mechanics, and builders west of the Cascade Mountains, but is virtually unknown in the rest of the country. Now I know how those gardeners and electricians work all day on their knees, and still come home smiling.

My husband is one of them. For years, I suspected his stories.

"How was your day, dearest? Were you pruning blueberries again today?"

"Yes."

"You must be exhausted."

"Actually, not too bad."

"Are you on your knees all day?"

"We're up and down."

"Is it wet and muddy?"

"Yes, a bit."

"THEN WHY AREN'T YOUR PANTS DIRTY?!!!!  WHO IS SHE? IS SHE PRETTY?"

It was then that I learned of "GreenJeans™ Farm and Garden Chaps". Apparently, GreenJeans don't bind like other knee pads because they hang from the waist. They go on and off easily over pants and boots, and bring you home with dry pants and a smile on your face.

"No, sweety. It's the GreenJeans. They save my knees and pants, and make my life a little easier. What's for dinner?"


So now, I just have to figure out where he gets that red paint on his lips...


GreenJeans chaps may be purchased online at http://www.muscleandarmfarm.com/